Alex Jones Sex Tourism

Earliest known poster for Alex Jones Sex Tourism.

Poster for Alex Jones Sex Tourism showing additional +$473 million civil damages.

Alex Jones Sex Tourism is a travel agency which caters to alien time travelers from the future who crave sexual intercourse with the internal organs of convicted defamer and patent lunatic Alex Jones.

History

Today in Alex Jones news:

Experts say that Jones, who must pay $965 million to the families who suffered due to his lies about Sandy Hook, but whose net worth is between $135 million and $270 million, will need to sell his organs to kinky alien sex tourists from the future.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Alex Jones @ Wikipedia