Talking Condoms

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Earlist known advestisement for Talking Condoms.

Talking Condoms is a brand of novelty condoms. When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.

Slogan

Astound your new lover with Talking Condoms—
Personalized with your name and greeting!

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (9 January 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (16 September 2021)
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