Kompromat for Men
Russian Prostitute Urine for Men is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.
Commentary
When you *espionage*, you make it sound all *sinister*.
Like he wasn't just in it for the *money*.
I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.
In the News
Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
The Dark Knight 2: No More Jokes is a political drama film about the Trumper (Donald Trump), a serial money losing businessman and pawn of organized crime who threatens to burn down the nation.
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External links
- Post @ Twitter (22 October 2022)