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Software License Violation: The Next Generation is an American science fiction television series about a starship (USS Entrerprise) which must fight a series of courtroom battles after conducting a five-year mission using unlicensed proprietary software.
The Secret of ISBN is a 1982 American animated fantasy library science film about a strain rats which have been genetically engineered to mimic ISBN codes.
2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Desperately Hanging Chad is a comedy documentary film about punched cards and electoral reform.
Zepsis is a mental condition that arises when the mind's response to lack of Led Zeppelin causes injury to its own perceptions and interpretations.
"Quicksand", also known as "Quicksand Is Bound for Glory", is a traditional American gospel song first recorded in 1922.
Tacky is an American sitcom about the employees of the fictional Sunshine Adhesives Company in Manhattan.