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In high-energy literature, Schrödinger's book review is a thought experiment that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical book reviewer cat may be considered simultaneously both loving and hating a particular book as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
Our Thing (better known as The Little Rituals or Hal Roach's Rituals) is a series of religious short films chronicling a group of poor neighborhood children and their sequence of activities involving gestures, words, actions, or objects, performed according to a set sequence.
"Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?" No, I wire the explosives to the collection plate. Now put on that fucking scuba mask and get in the baptismal font or I'll—
The Oompa Loompas of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving Oompa Loompas.
2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Minty Fresh Potato Chips is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.