Bonaparte's Gull

Diagram of Bonaparte's Gull strafing a tennis court. Note the cone-shaped broadening of the supersonic shockwave. Yellow: hyperbola-shaped ground contact zone of the shockwave.

Bonaparte's Gull (Chroicocephalus philadelphia) is a small gull found mainly in North America.

It is widely believed to be a secret agent in the pay of Napolean Bonaparte.

Bonaparte's Gull and The Pika are mortal enemies, and will attack each other on sight.

In the News

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  The Pika computing slanders against Napolean Bonaparte.

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  Bonaparte's Gull strafes Organelles of the Secretory Pathway training facility "for the hell of it".

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  Bonaparte's gull loves his wife, home.

Fiction cross-reference

• Napolean Bonaparte
• Pika

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Napoleon's gull (nonfiction)