Template:Better Than News/September 17

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  • I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom."

    I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom."

  • Steganographic analysis of Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1) unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.

    Steganographic analysis of Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1) unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.

  • The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.

    Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.

  • Lacuna Beret is a 2008 American comedy-thriller film about a serial haberdasher who rigs hats that cause his victims memory loss based on the number of hits received by a website that features a live streaming video of children in sweatshops producing hats. Millions of people log on, hastening the victims' ignorance of child labor conditions around the world.

    Lacuna Beret is a 2008 American comedy-thriller film about a serial haberdasher who rigs hats that cause his victims memory loss based on the number of hits received by a website that features a live streaming video of children in sweatshops producing hats. Millions of people log on, hastening the victims' ignorance of child labor conditions around the world.

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