On the Origin of Melba Toast
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"On the Origin of Melba Toast" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
On the Origin of Melba Toast
I'll bet it goes way back to the Cro-Magnon era:
"Shit, you burned the toast in the campfire—!"
Over millions of years, evolutionary pressures resulted in less-burned toast, and eventually the well-toasted Melba Toast we enjoy today.
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