Extract of Radium

Extract of Radium is the only true extract of Radium (nonfiction).

Slogans

The slogan Truly Delicious sold many a bottle, until the slogan Deadly Addictive proved both true and more profitable.

Sponsorships

Extract of Radium sponsors the hit TV show Green Lantern Acres.

Celebrity sponsors

Extract of Radium has enjoyed the sponsorship of innumerable luminaries, including:

• Brainiac
• Doctor Dead
• Euphoriolanus
• Conius Maculatus

Wealth Counter-Redistribution

Extract of Radium is a long-time client of Croesus Management.

See Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction).

Sweet, sweet crude oil

Add Extract of Radium to sweet crude oil (nonfiction), and what do you get?

Sweet, sweet crude oil -- !

See also Turpentine Delight.

Fiction cross-reference

• Conius Maculatus
• Croesus Management
• Doctor Dead
• Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle
• Pi disaster
• Radium Squeezer
• Super-Curie
• Toffoli Rad
• Turpentine Delight
• Tyler Tork

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Extract of Radium (nonfiction)
• No True Scotsman (nonfiction)
• Radium (nonfiction)