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Tacky is an American sitcom about the employees of the fictional Sunshine Adhesives Company in Manhattan.
"Quicksand", also known as "Quicksand Is Bound for Glory", is a traditional American gospel song first recorded in 1922.
Detritus Andronicus is an Elizabethan play about Roman hygiene by ḿ̷̦̣̲̓̎x̸̻͙̠͂̀̈͌̾̚x̸͂̀w̷̛̮̓͐͂̇̊̕̕x̸̯͓̺̦̦̜̠̋͆̈̂̀͘ͅ @0x1d4t10n.
2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Desperately Hanging Chad is a comedy documentary film about punched cards and electoral reform.
Zepsis is a mental condition that arises when the mind's response to lack of Led Zeppelin causes injury to its own perceptions and interpretations.
The Secret of ISBN is a 1982 American animated fantasy library science film about a strain rats which have been genetically engineered to mimic ISBN codes.