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The Gnoming is a 1980 horror gardening film about an alcoholic groundskeeper (Jack Nicholson) who is possessed by the vengeful spirit of a murdered gnome.
Indiana Jones and the Heat Death of the Universe is a theoretical physics film in the Indiana Jones franchise. Physicist and renowned film critic Lord Kelvin called it "the least watchable of all of the approximately 10.3 billion Indiana Jones films."
"The Entertainer Within": A transporter malfunction splits Captain Kirk into David Bowie and Bing Crosby. (Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.)
Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.
Moriarty on the Bounty is a 1962 American adventure detective film starring Marlon Brando as Sherlock Holmes and Richard Harris as Professor Moriarty.