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Be Safe. Be Huge.

Be Safe, Be Huge is an advertising campaign encouraging safe hugeness.

What sort of man wears Esquire Socks? is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.
Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
"Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.
"Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
"Order up for So Crates" is a prank where I say "Socrates" when the clerk asks for my name.

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 File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|link=Avocado, the Shameless Fruit|"'''[[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]'''" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
+File:Order_Up_for_So_Crates.jpg|link=Order up for So Crates|"'''[[Order up for So Crates]]'''" is a prank where I say "Socrates" when the clerk asks for my name.
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 * [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
 * [[not Milk?]]
+* [[Order up for So Crates]]
 * [[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]]