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It is a grazing ruminant airship, neither carnivorous nor horrible. | It is a grazing ruminant airship, neither carnivorous nor horrible. | ||
== Commentary == | |||
[[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] writes: | |||
<blockquote>It's the injustice of a sentient airship being called "carnivorous" when it is in fact an herbivorous ruminant. | |||
That's the sad-funny part: the sadness of being misunderstood. | |||
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== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
Revision as of 05:31, 18 April 2020
Carnivorous digible (Dirigible horribilis) is a species of self-aware dirigible.
It is a grazing ruminant airship, neither carnivorous nor horrible.
Commentary
Karl Jones writes:
It's the injustice of a sentient airship being called "carnivorous" when it is in fact an herbivorous ruminant.
That's the sad-funny part: the sadness of being misunderstood.
In the News
1957: A day after the Stokes nuclear weapon test, large numbers of carnivorous dirigibles unexpectedly die.
1966: Bomb recovered from Palomares B-52 crash stimulates growth of carnivorous dirigibles.
Artist-engineer harvests new bingo algorithms from Diagramaceous soil, hopes to domesticate Carnivorous dirigibles.
Aerial Ship reports sighting of "dirrigibelli horribelli" - probably the Carnivorous dirigible.
Vostok-1 descent module fears nothing, has nothing to fear from Carnivorous dirigibles.
"Zoans delicious," according to survey of carnivorous dirigibles.
