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Revision as of 07:36, 21 April 2016
Mark Twain is a Fallen Angel, related to Satan (nonfiction) but with better writing skills.
Quotes
According to the Albert Lea Anti-Spectator, Twain concluded a valedictorian address by thundering:
If you don't like the weather in Minnesota (nonfiction), go freeze yourselves.
The word he used may not have been freeze.
Also, he was openly drinking Extract of Radium before and throughout the address, stoppering the bottle only when the contents threatened to emerge and engulf the audience.
