Apes With Car Keys: Difference between revisions

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Earliest known poster for Apes With Car Keys.

Apes With Car Keys: How to Talk to Your Ape About Driving is a short documentary film about human evolution.

The Orbital Car Snow Melter, derisively nicknamed the Car Wars program, was a proposed automobile de-icing system intended to protect the United States from attack by global cooling terrorists.
I knew a man, who said he knew a man, who said he knew a car thief who stole Audis and always left the driver's side mirror behind ... to mark his kill, I suppose.
"How the hell are you supposed to avoid a repeat offense [on X] if they don’t specify exactly what rule you broke?" / Read all the rules; double down on all of them; and pray like a tormented monkey.
The Detailing is a 2011 industrial training video for car wash and detailing workers narrated by Tobey Maguire.
A million monkeys. A million deck chairs. Sooner or later the Titanic will arrive in New York City.
"Wankle, Wankle, Little Car" is a popular English lullaby about the Wankel rotary engine.
12 McClanes is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys.
The Jeep Twin Liberty Hauling System is a mechanical device which couples two Jeep Liberty vehicles side-by-side, allowing them to pull a large semi-trailer.
"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins" is a country music song about the perils of raising children to be AMC Gremlin automobiles.
"Hot Ford Ape" is an anagram of "Death Proof".

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-File:Orbital Car Snow Melter system.jpg|link=Orbital Car Snow Melter|'''[[Orbital Car Snow Melter]]''', derisively nicknamed the Car Wars program, was a proposed automobile de-icing system intended to protect the United States from attack by global cooling terrorists.
+File:Orbital Car Snow Melter system.jpg|link=Orbital Car Snow Melter|The '''[[Orbital Car Snow Melter]]''', derisively nicknamed the Car Wars program, was a proposed automobile de-icing system intended to protect the United States from attack by global cooling terrorists.
 File:The Audi Man.jpg|link=The Audi Man|I knew a man, who said he knew a man, who said he knew a car thief who stole Audis and '''''[[The Audi Man|always left the driver's side mirror behind]]''''' ... to mark his kill, I suppose.