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Revision as of 19:27, 1 February 2023

Earliest known poster for Sméagol Financial Advisors.

Sméagol Financial Advisors is a financial services transdimensional corporation owned and operated by Sméagol of Middle Earth.

Tagline

We know what's Precious.

Where you go, we are waiting.

We are the rock you live under.

History

Context: "As your financial advisor, I suggest you begin stacking pretty rocks in dark places"

Sméagol Financial Advisors. Where Salty MacTavish goes, we are waiting. —@SaltyMacTavish

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (24 October 2022) - We are the rock you live under.
  • Post @ Twitter (20 September 2022)