Kompromat for Men

Earliest known poster for Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.

Russian Prostitute Urine for Men is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.

Commentary

When you *espionage*, you make it sound all *sinister*.

Like he wasn't just in it for the *money*.

I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.

Taglines and hashtags

• The Smell of MAGA #TheSmellOfMAGA

In the News

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  Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.

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  Show the court where the President betrayed your trust

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  Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  The Dark Knight 2: No More Jokes is a political drama film about the Trumper (Donald Trump), a serial money losing businessman and pawn of organized crime who threatens to burn down the nation.

Fiction cross-reference

• A snake's nest of blackmail and extortion
• Armory
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Show the court where the President betrayed your trust
• Velveeta Voldemort

External links

• Post @ Twitter (19 December 2022) - "Drink up, sailor. Daddy needs you bad."
• Post @ Twitter (23 October 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (22 October 2022)

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_i8KWTo8Tg Trump Meets with Putin @ YouTube