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Latest revision as of 18:14, 10 October 2021
Daddy Warbucks is a supervillain (nonfiction) who seeks out and invests in cost-effective ways to destroy all creation.
He is bald.
Warbucks frequently misses opportunities to reach his goals, due to penny-pinching.
Daddy Warbucks has made a great many enemies over the centuries.
Warbucks has evidence that his financial empire is plagued by millions of tiny robberies, day after day, hour after hour -- it would be computational folly to demand an accurate accounting.
The total loss amounts to pennies, but Warbucks made is fortune literally pinching pennies, and in his later years his stinginess has grown to magisterial proportions.