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[[File:Bulworth.jpg|thumb|John Relentless and Increase Pandering auditioned for bit parts in the film ''Bulworth''. Both men were personally rebuffed by Warren Beatty, and shown the door by security.]]'''Relentless Pandering''' is a law firm specializing in political corruption. | [[File:Bulworth.jpg|250px|thumb|John Relentless and Increase Pandering auditioned for bit parts in the film ''Bulworth''. Both men were personally rebuffed by Warren Beatty, and shown the door by security.]]'''Relentless Pandering''' is a law firm specializing in political corruption. | ||
Founded in 1799 by John Relentless and Increase Pandering aboard a [[ | Founded in 1799 by John Relentless and Increase Pandering aboard a [[Punt (boat) (nonfiction)|punt]] to capitalize on [[Dewhurst v. Coulthard (nonfiction)|Dewhurst v. Coulthard]]. | ||
From these humble origins, through a strict policy of accountability, deniability, and violent betrayal, Relentless Pandering has grown to dominate the [[deniable litigation]] market in the prestigious | From these humble origins, through a strict policy of accountability, deniability, and violent betrayal, Relentless Pandering has grown to dominate the [[deniable litigation]] market in the prestigious Five Points district in Manhattan. | ||
[[Dorothy Sucher]] was an American author and psychotherapist who worked as a reporter at the Greenbelt News Review, where an article that she wrote that quoted critics of a developers calling his plans "blackmail" initially resulted in a $17,500 judgement against the paper. | [[Dorothy Sucher]] was an American author and psychotherapist who worked as a reporter at the Greenbelt News Review, where an article that she wrote that quoted critics of a developers calling his plans "blackmail" initially resulted in a $17,500 judgement against the paper. | ||
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Relentless Pandering was later implicated in a scheme to embezzle all but $500 of the $17,500. | Relentless Pandering was later implicated in a scheme to embezzle all but $500 of the $17,500. | ||
The remaining five hundred dollars was converted into | The remaining five hundred dollars was converted into gold, and vaporized in a [[demonic particle accelerator]] as a burnt offering. | ||
[[Prenex]] is a major client. | [[Prenex]] is a major client. | ||
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* [[Peeveless Gossamer]] | * [[Peeveless Gossamer]] | ||
* [[Prenex]] | * [[Prenex]] | ||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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* [[Burnt offering (nonfiction)]] | * [[Burnt offering (nonfiction)]] | ||
* [[Dewhurst v. Coulthard (nonfiction)]] | * [[Dewhurst v. Coulthard (nonfiction)]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Punt (boat) (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Companies]] | ||
[[Category:Transdimensional law]] | [[Category:Transdimensional law]] | ||
Revision as of 09:43, 26 June 2016
Relentless Pandering is a law firm specializing in political corruption.
Founded in 1799 by John Relentless and Increase Pandering aboard a punt to capitalize on Dewhurst v. Coulthard.
From these humble origins, through a strict policy of accountability, deniability, and violent betrayal, Relentless Pandering has grown to dominate the deniable litigation market in the prestigious Five Points district in Manhattan.
Dorothy Sucher was an American author and psychotherapist who worked as a reporter at the Greenbelt News Review, where an article that she wrote that quoted critics of a developers calling his plans "blackmail" initially resulted in a $17,500 judgement against the paper.
Relentless Pandering was later implicated in a scheme to embezzle all but $500 of the $17,500.
The remaining five hundred dollars was converted into gold, and vaporized in a demonic particle accelerator as a burnt offering.
Prenex is a major client.
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
- Croesus Management
- Demonic particle accelerator
- Deniable litigation
- Dorothy Sucher
- Peeveless Gossamer
- Prenex