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File:Ernst von Possart as Mephistopheles.jpg|Mephistopheles, preparing complimentary reservations for tonight's performance.
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File:Erbium_(III)_chloride_pink.jpg|Dish of rosewater-scented flea chow.
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Revision as of 05:14, 11 June 2016

Flea circus ticket (circa 1889).

The Human Flea Circus is a travelling entertainment company and pest management firm.

Description

Creation of a Human Flea Circus proceeds according to time-honored rituals:

  • Acquisition
  • Taming
  • Training
  • Performance
  • Retirement

Quotes

According to one survivor of a Midnight Performance show, the Ringmaster opened the performance -- and the Acquisition phase -- by announcing:

Ladies and gentleman! For this next act, I am going to need several thousand volunteers from the audience!

Crimes against mathematical constants

According to postminimalist detective Richard Tuttle, Human Flea Circus is a front for business ventures based on crimes against mathematical constants.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross reference