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File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Elder Gods'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.
File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Elder Gods'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.


File:Aragorn_and_the_Lustprinzip.jpg|link=Aragorn and the Lustprinzip|"'''Aragorn and the Lustprinzip'''" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the ''Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery''™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.
File:Aragorn_and_the_Lustprinzip.jpg|link=Aragorn and the Lustprinzip|"'''[[Aragorn and the Lustprinzip]]'''" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the ''Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery''™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.


File:How_Unimaginable_is_Unimaginable_(tweet).jpg|link=How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?|'''''[[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.
File:How_Unimaginable_is_Unimaginable_(tweet).jpg|link=How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?|'''''[[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.
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* [[Aragorn and the Lustprinzip]]
* [[Aragorn and the Lustprinzip]]
* [[Denies Urge]]
* ''[[Denies Urge]]''
* [[Everything Depends upon the Toys]]
* [[Everything Depends upon the Toys]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
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* [[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]
* [[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]
* [[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]
* [[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]
* [[I Am Curious (Texas)]]
* ''[[I Am Curious (Texas)]]''
* [[Sleepless in Philadelphia]]
* ''[[Sleepless in Philadelphia]]''
* [[Squishy Organic World]]
* [[Squishy Organic World]]


Revision as of 12:04, 21 July 2021

Earliest known poster for Lay Clap, Tan Mare.

Lay Clap, Tan Mare is a cautionary sex education film by erotic anagram composer Cloy Yodler.

Anagrams

Carnal Playmate

  • Lay Clap, Tan Mare

Lloyd Royce

In the News

  • I Am Curious (Texas) is a 1967 Swedish erotic geography film.

    I Am Curious (Texas) is a 1967 Swedish erotic geography film.

  • Sleepless in Philadelphia is a 2021 safe sex romance drama educational film starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED].

    Sleepless in Philadelphia is a 2021 safe sex romance drama educational film starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED].

  • Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

    Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

  • Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Elder Gods, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.

    Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Elder Gods, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.

  • "Aragorn and the Lustprinzip" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.

    "Aragorn and the Lustprinzip" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.

  • How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.

    How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.

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Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

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