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Revision as of 14:15, 7 June 2016
The Human Flea Circus is a travelling entertainment company and pest management firm.
Description
Creation of a Human Flea Circus proceeds according to time-honored rituals:
- Acquisition
- Taming
- Training
- Performance
- Retirement
Das Gespenst eines Flohs ("The Ghost of a Flea") by William Blake. (Circa 1819-1820).
Quotes
According to one survivor of a Midnight Performance show, the Ringmaster opened the performance -- and the Acquisition phase -- by announcing:
Ladies and gentleman! For this next act, I am going to need several thousand volunteers from the audience!
Crimes against mathematical constants
According to postminimalist detective Richard Tuttle, Human Flea Circus is a front for business ventures based on crimes against mathematical constants.