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'''Euphoriolanus''' (? - ?) is a happier man than [[Coriolanus (dramatis persona) (nonfiction)|Coriolanus (nonfiction)]].
'''Euphoriolanus''' (? - ?) is a happier man than [[Coriolanus (dramatis persona) (nonfiction)|Coriolanus (nonfiction)]].
== Contract with Extract of Radium company ==


For several millenia, the [[Extract of Radium]] company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.
For several millenia, the [[Extract of Radium]] company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.


This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.
This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.
== The Adulteration of Bergamot ==
[[File:Comparison_of_bergamot_oils_using_GC-MS_analysis_with_enantiomeric_column.png|thumb|200px|Hydrodistillation analysis with enantiomeric column b- DEX sm, which [[John Brunner]] scavenged from Euphoriolanus' trash.]][[Bergamot essential oil]] is particularly subject to adulteration, as it is produced in relatively small quantities.
Worldwide, each year, around three thousand tonnes of declared essence of bergamot are marketed, while the genuine essence of bergamot produced annually amounts to no more than one hundred tons.


Euphoriolanus is widely believed to own a copy of the supposedly lost erotic novel ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]'', which he demanded in return for his funding of a major Bergamot oil adulteration laboratory.
Euphoriolanus is widely believed to own a copy of the supposedly lost erotic novel ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]'', which he demanded in return for his funding of a major Bergamot oil adulteration laboratory.
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== The Nacreum ==


Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the [[Nacreum]] for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."
Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the [[Nacreum]] for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."


== Braunschweiger of the Vanities ==
Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of [[Braunschweiger of the Vanities]], only to stalk away in a huff without paying.


Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of [[Braunschweiger of the Vanities]], only to stalk away in a huff without paying.
Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the [[Clockwork Bard]], a [[robot (nonfiction)]] programmed to simulate [[William Shakespeare (nonfiction)]] in world ravaged by [[nuclear war (nonfiction)]].


== Clockwork Bard ==
== In the News ==


Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the [[Clockwork Bard]], a [[robot (nonfiction)]] programmed to simulate [[William Shakespeare (nonfiction)]] in world ravaged by [[nuclear war (nonfiction)]].
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File:Comparison_of_bergamot_oils_using_GC-MS_analysis_with_enantiomeric_column.png|thumb|200px|Hydrodistillation analysis with enantiomeric column b- DEX sm, which [[John Brunner]] scavenged from Euphoriolanus' trash.</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==

Revision as of 12:45, 24 June 2016

Euphoriolanus (? - ?) is a happier man than Coriolanus (nonfiction).

For several millenia, the Extract of Radium company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.

This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.

Euphoriolanus is widely believed to own a copy of the supposedly lost erotic novel The Adulteration of Bergamot, which he demanded in return for his funding of a major Bergamot oil adulteration laboratory.

Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the Nacreum for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."

Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of Braunschweiger of the Vanities, only to stalk away in a huff without paying.

Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the Clockwork Bard, a robot (nonfiction) programmed to simulate William Shakespeare (nonfiction) in world ravaged by nuclear war (nonfiction).

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference