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[[File:Palomares H-Bomb airships.jpg|thumb|Military officers display the [[1966 Palomares B-52 crash (nonfiction)|bomb recovered at Palomares]], with flock of carnivorous dirigibles in the background.]]'''Carnivorous digible''' (''Dirigible horribilis'') is a species of self-aware [[Dirigible (nonfiction)|dirigible]]. | [[File:Palomares H-Bomb airships.jpg|thumb|Military officers display the [[1966 Palomares B-52 crash (nonfiction)|bomb recovered at Palomares]], with flock of carnivorous dirigibles in the background.]]'''Carnivorous digible''' (''Dirigible horribilis'') is a species of self-aware [[Dirigible (nonfiction)|dirigible]]. | ||
It is | It is an autonomous grazing ruminant airship, neither carnivorous nor horrible. | ||
== Commentary == | == Commentary == | ||
Latest revision as of 12:21, 8 February 2022
Carnivorous digible (Dirigible horribilis) is a species of self-aware dirigible.
It is an autonomous grazing ruminant airship, neither carnivorous nor horrible.
Commentary
Karl Jones writes:
Most technology, when I give it sentience, I do so with love ... like animism, with machines instead of animals. Mechimism.
It's the injustice of a sentient airship being called "carnivorous" when it is in fact an herbivorous ruminant.
That's the sad-funny part: the sadness of being misunderstood.
[Source: Facebook comment]
In the News
1966: Bomb recovered from Palomares B-52 crash stimulates growth of carnivorous dirigibles.
1957: A day after the Stokes nuclear weapon test, large numbers of carnivorous dirigibles unexpectedly die.
November 22,l 1903: Engineer, airship pioneer, and Gnomon algorithm theorist Charles Renard discovers a set of preferred numbers which increase the buoyancy of carnivorous dirigibles.
Artist-engineer harvests new bingo algorithms from Diagramaceous soil, hopes to domesticate Carnivorous dirigibles.
Aerial Ship reports sighting of "dirrigibelli horribelli" - probably the Carnivorous dirigible.
Vostok-1 descent module fears nothing, has nothing to fear from Carnivorous dirigibles.
"Zoans delicious," according to survey of carnivorous dirigibles.