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'''The litany against decaffeination''' (also known by its first sentence, ''I must not decaffeinate'') is a parody of [[Frank Herbert (nonfiction)|Frank Herbert]]'s litany against fear. | '''The litany against decaffeination''' (also known by its first sentence, ''I must not decaffeinate'') is a parody of [[Frank Herbert (nonfiction)|Frank Herbert]]'s ''litany against fear''. | ||
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Revision as of 17:07, 13 April 2019
The litany against decaffeination (also known by its first sentence, I must not decaffeinate) is a parody of Frank Herbert's litany against fear.
The complete text reads:
I must not decaffeinate. Decaffeination is the mind-killer. Decaffeination is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my decaffeination. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the decaffeination has gone there will be a steaming hot cup of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee. Only the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee and I will remain.
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Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links:
- Blog post @ Boing Boing
Attribution: Original work by Karl Jones based on work by Frank Herbert (nonfiction).