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[[John Brunner]] says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy of the lost erotic novel ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]''.
[[John Brunner]] says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy of the lost erotic novel ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]''.
== The Nacreum ==
Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the [[Nacreum]] for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==
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* [[Extract of Radium]]
* [[Extract of Radium]]
* [[John Brunner]]
* [[John Brunner]]
* [[Nacreum]]
* [[Radium Squeezer]]
* [[Radium Squeezer]]
* [[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]
* [[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]

Revision as of 08:13, 7 April 2016

Euphoriolanus (? - ?) is a happier man than Coriolanus (nonfiction).

Contract with Extract of Radium company

For several millenia, the Extract of Radium company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.

This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.

Whether he is dead, or convalescing in the Squeezer, or anything else, is unknowable.

Since the Squeezer uses impossible programs (nonfiction) to separate fictitious Radium extract (nonfiction) from actual Radium extract, it is impossible to do whatever it is that you (nonfiction) are thinking.

The Adulteration of Bergamot

John Brunner says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy of the lost erotic novel The Adulteration of Bergamot.

The Nacreum

Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the Nacreum for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference