Be Unavailable

First-generation "Be Unavailable" poster.

"Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.

In the News

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  "Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the perils of bear attack, which may also result in poison ivy contact.

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  What sort of man wears Esquire Socks? is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.

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  "You, It Is Not" (commonly "You, it is not. Them, it is.") is a public service campaign by Yoda Emulator which encourages Twitter users to feel good about unfollowing other users.

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  Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

Fiction cross-reference

• Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix
• Dark ABN - in high-energy literature, a theoretical team of anti-particles which drain energy from your causal domain, resulting in your unavailability to play in the NBA playoffs.
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• not Milk?
• What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?
• You, It Is Not

External links

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (13 April 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (28 January 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (16 June 2021)