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Joe Biden has his Party!<br>
Joe Biden has his Party!<br>
Joe Biden has his Dems!<br>
Joe Biden has his Dems!<br>
You want me to take my vote<br>,
You want me to take my vote,<br>
put it away and forget?
put it away and forget?


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File:Kid Rock's After-School Ashtray Special for JDs.jpg|link=Kid Rock's After-School Ashtray Special for JDs|'''''[[Kid Rock's After-School Ashtray Special for JDs]]''''' is an American "music and illiteracy" television series hosted by human ashtray Kid Rock.
File:In Trump's Safe.jpg|link=In Trump's Safe|'''''[[In Trump's Safe]]''''' is a 2022 reality television show in which participants must covertly examine the contents of Donald Trump's safe at Mar-a-Lago.
File:In Trump's Safe.jpg|link=In Trump's Safe|'''''[[In Trump's Safe]]''''' is a 2022 reality television show in which participants must covertly examine the contents of Donald Trump's safe at Mar-a-Lago.


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* [[Hair Once Royal Gold]]
* [[Hair Once Royal Gold]]
* ''[[In Trump's Safe]]''
* ''[[In Trump's Safe]]''
* ''[[Kid Rock's After-School Ashtray Special for JDs]]''
* ''[[MAGA Nights]]''
* ''[[MAGA Nights]]''
* [[My Mike Lindell Things]]
* [[My Mike Lindell Things]]

Revision as of 06:20, 22 October 2022

Earliest known poster for MAGA Struck.

MAGA Struck is a 2021 political drama film about a mutilated voter (Nicolas Cage) who cannot come to terms with Donald Trump's loss of the 2020 election.

Excerpt

I'm no friggin' monument to justice!
I lost my Party! I lost my GOP!
Joe Biden has his Party!
Joe Biden has his Dems!
You want me to take my vote,
put it away and forget?

In the News

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    Kid Rock's After-School Ashtray Special for JDs is an American "music and illiteracy" television series hosted by human ashtray Kid Rock.

  • In Trump's Safe is a 2022 reality television show in which participants must covertly examine the contents of Donald Trump's safe at Mar-a-Lago.

    In Trump's Safe is a 2022 reality television show in which participants must covertly examine the contents of Donald Trump's safe at Mar-a-Lago.

  • They Trump is a 2022 political science fiction horror film starring Donald Trump and QAnon.

    They Trump is a 2022 political science fiction horror film starring Donald Trump and QAnon.

  • Hangover: The Giuliani Years is a political comedy horror film about a former New York City Mayor (Rudy Giuliani) whose alcoholism becomes a surreal dream of celebrity bartenders and Oath Keeper bodyguard-babysitters.

    Hangover: The Giuliani Years is a political comedy horror film about a former New York City Mayor (Rudy Giuliani) whose alcoholism becomes a surreal dream of celebrity bartenders and Oath Keeper bodyguard-babysitters.

  • Trump Toilets: One ring to rule them all / And in the White House bind them.

    Trump Toilets: One ring to rule them all / And in the White House bind them.

  • MAGA Nights is a 2022 political drama film about a rising porn star (Donald Trump) who loses it all after raping Miss Liberty in broad daylight.

    MAGA Nights is a 2022 political drama film about a rising porn star (Donald Trump) who loses it all after raping Miss Liberty in broad daylight.

  • "My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.

    "My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.

  • The Trumpside Down is a 2022 political horror film about a twice-impeached American President (Donald Trump) who opens a hole into "The Trumpside Down", an alternate reality ruled by demons.

    The Trumpside Down is a 2022 political horror film about a twice-impeached American President (Donald Trump) who opens a hole into "The Trumpside Down", an alternate reality ruled by demons.

  • Young Grifters in Love was a failed pitch for a comedy political television series starring Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz.

    Young Grifters in Love was a failed pitch for a comedy political television series starring Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz.

  • Deposed by Negroes is a 2022 political reality television show about important White people who are deposed by Negroes in courts of law.

    Deposed by Negroes is a 2022 political reality television show about important White people who are deposed by Negroes in courts of law.

  • Space Karen 2: Attack of the Gorn is a 2022 science fiction political thriller film about Karen (Mrs. Mark McCloskey), an angry housewife who must defend the Federation outpost of Cestus III from a mysterious dark-skinned alien known only as the Gorn.

    Space Karen 2: Attack of the Gorn is a 2022 science fiction political thriller film about Karen (Mrs. Mark McCloskey), an angry housewife who must defend the Federation outpost of Cestus III from a mysterious dark-skinned alien known only as the Gorn.

  • Blenheim Palace Gold Toilet, Donald Trump's Brain Both Still Missing: badly damaged brain "may have been sentenced to eternity in the Phantom Zone, then flushed down the Blenheim toilet, now plumbed to Hell".

    Blenheim Palace Gold Toilet, Donald Trump's Brain Both Still Missing: badly damaged brain "may have been sentenced to eternity in the Phantom Zone, then flushed down the Blenheim toilet, now plumbed to Hell".

  • Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

    Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

  • Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen.jpg

    Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen is a 2022 sex farce starring MAGA Cap Guy and Marjorie "Kneels Before Men" Greene.

  • Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • Hair once royal gold Debased for gambling debts is Tarnished silver sold.

    Hair once royal gold
    Debased for gambling debts is
    Tarnished silver sold.

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