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Only the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee and I will remain
Only the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee and I will remain
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== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
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* [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1808488312128065672 Post] @ Twitter (3 July 2024) updated image
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1391396852088639489 Post] @ Twitter (9 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1391396852088639489 Post] @ Twitter (9 May 2021)
* [https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/swiss-government-declares-that-coffee-is-not-essential-for-survival/142522/75?u=karl_jones Blog post] @ Boing Boing  
* [https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/swiss-government-declares-that-coffee-is-not-essential-for-survival/142522/75?u=karl_jones Blog post] @ Boing Boing  
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Latest revision as of 09:14, 2 December 2024

The Litany Against Decaffeination.

The Litany against decaffeination (also known by its first sentence, I must not decaffeinate) is a parody of Frank Herbert's Litany against fear.

The Litany

The complete text reads:

I must not decaffeinate. Decaffeination is the mind-killer. Decaffeination is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my decaffeination. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the decaffeination has gone there will be a steaming hot cup of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee. Only the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee and I will remain.

Shortened version for social media:

I must not decaffeinate

Decaffeination is the mind-killer

—I will face my decaffeination—

Where the decaffeination has gone there will be a steaming hot cup of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee

Only the Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee and I will remain

Litany against fear

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

-- Frank Herbert

https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Litany_Against_Fear

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (3 July 2024) updated image
  • Post @ Twitter (9 May 2021)
  • Blog post @ Boing Boing