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[[File:If_you_can_count_your_toes_(tweet).jpg|thumb|If you can count your toes ...]]"'''If you can count your toes'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:If_you_can_count_your_toes_(tweet).jpg|thumb|If you can count your toes ...]]"'''If you can count your toes'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].


== Move aside, satire coming through ==
== If you can count your toes ==


Context: "Well that’s the last time I mow my lawn after cocktails"
Context: "Well that’s the last time I mow my lawn after cocktails"
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1384151629893492738 Post] @ Twitter (18 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1384156821871468552 Post] @ Twitter (18 April 2021)






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Latest revision as of 09:13, 21 November 2021

If you can count your toes ...

"If you can count your toes" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

If you can count your toes

Context: "Well that’s the last time I mow my lawn after cocktails"

If you can count your toes

You are probably okay

Image: George Jones Drunk Driving a Lawn Mower.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (18 April 2021)