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=== | === Eyeballs will roll === | ||
[[File:Daddy Warbucks - Bad Guys.jpg|thumb|"The bad guys <u>never</u> take a vacation, do they, 'Daddy'?"]] | |||
Bah. What do I pay you people for? | |||
Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — ! | |||
Ooo, that's a keeper! Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron! | |||
Bonus prize! "[[Cannibal's Cauldron]]" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada. | |||
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10223310902379410?comment_id=10223313695369233&reply_comment_id=10223313824732467 Comment] @ Facebook | |||
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll. Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this? | |||
To Do: locate all photographs of J. Edgar Hoover, especially the blackmail photographs, and make sure every one of them shows him with eyeballs. Any blank-eyed Hoovers and we have a real Daddy-Warbucks-sized problem on our hands. | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
Latest revision as of 05:57, 15 June 2020
Online diary of Karl Jones for Monday June 15, 2020.
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Eyeballs will roll
Bah. What do I pay you people for?
Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — !
Ooo, that's a keeper! Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron!
Bonus prize! "Cannibal's Cauldron" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada.
- Comment @ Facebook
*Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll. Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this?
To Do: locate all photographs of J. Edgar Hoover, especially the blackmail photographs, and make sure every one of them shows him with eyeballs. Any blank-eyed Hoovers and we have a real Daddy-Warbucks-sized problem on our hands.