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Things to use or delete. See also Road notes.

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Quixosis

Anything else would be quixotic. I need my quixosis for myself.

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Betty Tindr
Cryptic stencil, styptic pencil
Exyption
Feisty Varsity
Two words with one stone
Heuristics are bug-ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, they'd be algorithms
Klepsydril
Mid-Nigh Toil, Midnight Oil
New York Sieve
On This Day in Upholstery
One if per anum, two if per os
Pellucidary
Reading Aldous Huxley - compare "Going to Carolina"
- Yes I'm reading Aldous Huxley in my mind
Rublicalia
Undie Turd, undeterred

Five Steps to Rhetoric

Ethos
Pathod
Logos
Taxis
Lexis

Games

A Stranger Came to Town

Pierre Nkurunziza

Burundian president Pierre Nkurunziza dies in office at the age of 55.

Pierre Nkurunziza (French pronunciation: [pjɛʁ n̪kyʁœ̃ziza]; 18 December 1964 – 8 June 2020) was a Burundian politician who served as the ninth president of Burundi for almost 15 years from August 2005 until his death in June 2020, making him the longest-serving president in the nation's history.

... His death occurred after the 2020 elections, but ahead of the projected hand-over of power in August. It had been intended that he would continue to remain prominent in public life as "Supreme Guide of Patriotism" (along with consulting with the government), as well as receiving a $500,000 payout from the state and a luxury villa. Seven national days of mourning were announced following his death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Nkurunziza

MediaWiki

MediaWiki table generator

https://www.tablesgenerator.com/mediawiki_tables

Wanted pages count

SELECT COUNT(*) numberofwantedpages FROM (SELECT 1 FROM pagelinks LEFT JOIN page ON pl_namespace = page_namespace AND pl_title = page_title WHERE page_id IS NULL GROUP BY pl_namespace, pl_title) tmp

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/45968779/mediawiki-how-do-i-get-the-total-number-of-wanted-pages

Astrid Lindgren on death and love

‘Mankind is preoccupied with two great things: death and love; these catch the interest of all ages. You shouldn’t scare children to the point of anxiety, but just like adults they need to be moved by art.’ – Astrid Lindgren in Swedish daily Dagens Nyheter, 8 September 1959.

< https://sharingsweden.se/materials/astrid-lindgren-quotes/

Topics

The Kitchen

Joseph was grateful when the wise men let Mary push her kid out in the barn. He was grateful 'cause they let her lay down in the dirty fucking hay after some other guy knocked her up.

Are you grateful like Joseph? Huh? You know what happened to Joseph? Anyone?

- [Duffy] No.

- No.

Neither do I. Bible doesn't tell us. He just disappeared.

The Kitchen.

The Kitchen - script
The Kitchen (2019 film) @ Wikipedia

New Providence

Randall G. Hulet

Randall G. Hulet has also performed pioneering experiments with degenerate Fermi gases.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_G._Hulet

I like the sound of that:

Degenerate Fermi gases (nonfiction)

Misc.

"Life's barely long enough to get through the goddamn day."

—Rust Cohle, True Detectives

"Just like the Industrial Revolution, man was meant to conquer machine."

- Miami Vice

"At first, I wanted to be an opera singer but my voice wasn't good enough. My second choice was ballerina. After that, it was a series of compromises."

- Georgina Spelvin

Gay Talese, in his book Thy Neighbor's Wife, referred to Al Goldstein, saying:

We need a free society, and freedom is not won by literary tea parties and well-meaning, virtuous publishers, it is won by disreputable people like Al Goldstein."

True Muonium, but No True Scotsman.

MediaWiki:Common.js

This is working for me on 1.34.0:

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Source: https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual_talk:Table_of_contents#Improved_Solution

https://ytmp3eu.eu/en3/

Economics is not a science, it is a form of rogue mathematics disguised as a naked power-play.

- Fell Swoop

"Fell drinks a lot. Says things that other people regret."

- Alice Beta

David Dyer-Bennet I invite you to pitch story ideas for the Gnomon Chronicles, anything you find interesting, photography and what not.

I think of the Chronicles as a kind of Dungeons and Dragons campaign in a wiki, with an open invitation for friends to participate in the campaign.

I have not done anything with math photographer Cantor Parabola for a while. Feel free to give him some initiative, maybe get involved in George Eastman's career somehow. Remember, a math photographer can take photographs of the mathematical functions which define the cosmos.

This is consistent with what Michael Osterholm recently said -- COVID will exacerbate individual health problems, with obesity being a very serious risk factor.

Osterholm says we should:

Limit public gatherings
Limit contact with infected individuals
Stay in shape (being obese isn’t good)
If you’re on medications for high blood pressure, take your meds
Get plenty of sleep
Eat a healthy diet

He also says “we’re not going to have a vaccine anytime soon, that’s happy talk” ... a vaccine is "years away".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Smithsonian Open Access

The Kafka-Melville Show

Plenary sessions both futile and tiresome

I've Roman candles, perhaps we should fire some

... ... ... —,

These are a few of my fictional dreams

Love Boats: The Delightfully Sinful History of Canoes

By Hunter Oatman-Stanford — July 5th, 2012

https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/love-boats-the-delightfully-sinful-history-of-canoes

Roger Dean

In a 2008 interview, artist and designer Roger Dean talks about his cat walking, and later spraying, on one of his well-known paintings:

" ... [the] YESSONGS painting with the mushroom city in the background ... in [the book] 'Views' you can see the cat's footprints in the sky, but the cat didn't just walk on the painting, and I tried to paint out his footprints which clouds, but that didn’t work, so they remain visible, but the cat also at that time, maybe a week or two later or a month or two later, but after I'd have it photographed for YESSONGS, he sprayed on the painting while it was standing against the wall.... So, I did warn him I’d have to redo the painting, and I was going to use his tail (both laugh). I did; I just redid the painting then, so for years the painting really built a good reputation and lots of…hundreds of people wrote to me about the footprints of the cat across the sky and everything like that, but while the painting was in my studio I'd painted them out, and I’d reworked the painting, so for most of my life with that picture, which is a long time--30 years it’s been hanging around my studio--it looked quite different to the reproductions of it."

http://www.nfte.org/interviews/rd308.html

Misc

Australian banking crisis of 1893: Social commentary:

Poets of the time were critical of financial institutions, their profligate lending practices, and the misery resulting from their actions. 'Bankers' ruthlessness... were so much a feature of the 'Australian way of life' fifty years ago [1947], that they brought words of burning protest from the pens of some of Australia's leading poets.' [22]

E. J. Rupert Atkinson's In the bank:

Here in this sacred place God is secure! His golden blood, hence, here and hither drugs Life. Ships, lands, cables, railways, roads, entice Spoil to this great hushed temple; men immure Their sons, all future hope here; here Death hugs, Slimes and devours their gluttony and vice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_banking_crisis_of_1893

Waltzing Credenza

New York minute, Pyramid inch -- whatever it takes.

Heart Shaped World, Fine-tuned universe -- whatever it takes.

Xenophobia is the biological heritage of all living things. If our ancestors were not afraid of the unknown, they would be eaten by it.

I reject [X] as mere triumphalism, unworthy of an enlightened people.

I'd do it all over again right now if it had happened yet. (Re: streaking the World Cup; "No national flag ever flew with greater pride than the pride of my genitals waving to crowd as I dash across the field ...")

When you're fishing for pike it's not wrong to net some smelt. But really, smelt netting is a separate matter.

Conflate:

I posit that Creation works something like this:

From Chaos emerges Hunger, whence Courage and Fear.

These qualities sufficed for simple organisms such as self-replicating protein molecules, single-cell organisms, maybe nematodes.

... ignorance ... superstition ... religion ... mathematics ... physics ... quantum physics ... Gnomon algorithm theory.

Damn near got friction burn of the urethra

Peed so hard, I damn near got friction burn of the urethra.

Links

911 calls

Facebook post: 911 calls.

Called 911 twice already today.

It's gotten so bad, I wake up in the morning and look out the front second floor porch window for the first 911 call of the day, the daily routine. Which do I get first: coffee, or 911? Seriously. Seriously.

Today is much much worse: dealers parking their cars on Bloomington Avenue, right outside my place, spending a few minutes doing what might be shooting up, then rolling down the window and calling out for customers. Two incidents, different cars same crowd, called 911 both times. I knew dealing had to be happening within a block or two, but this time I got a good look at it right outside my place for the first time, and I tell you, I am shook up.

I am committed to no personal confrontation, calling 911 as often as it takes.

After calling I try to forget about it. I don't wait around to see if the cops arrive -- sure I want to know, but too much of my life is already wasted on calls for help, I've got a life to lead, work to do.

So I try to go back to my desk at my home office, sit down at the computer, and write more code for my employer, resolved to "wait two hours" until I cautiously look out the front porch again.

On top the dealing and the using, today I eavesdropped on two kids, teenagers, using the basement window well of the adjacent subdivided rental house to brush their teeth.

I mean that's their campsite stash, where they do their personal hygiene, hunched over a basement window well.

Two kids. Teenagers. Camping rough in the city. And then meeting up with their friends.

Hard days for all of us here at 26th and Bloomington.

Boing Boing notes

"Intellectual Debt": It's bad enough when AI gets its predictions wrong, but it's potentially WORSE when AI gets it right @ Boing Boing

""Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." - J. R. R. Tolkien Comment

Death penalty - "I think most Americans are unaware that the U.S. is one of the very few nations that still has capital punishment. All of the EU has abolished it, along with Canada, Mexico and most of Central and South America. The remaining countries that have it tend to be authoritarian one-party states (China and North Korea for example) and/or theocracies (Iran for example). World opinion has gone towards abolition, for all kinds of good reasons." (Kiki)

SORM - technical specification for lawful interception interfaces of telecommunications and telephone networks operating in Russia. The current form of the specification enables the targeted surveillance of both telephone and Internet communications. Initially implemented in 1995 to allow access to surveillance data for the FSB, in subsequent years the access has been widened to other law enforcement agencies.

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/26/comic-code-comics-sans-but-m.html

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/25/adventuron-online-text-advent.html

Needless Overfitting

https://watabou.itch.io/procgen-mansion

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

Facebook post about weird food

Links

https://archive.org/details/The_Prisoner

https://www.sciencealert.com/these-incredible-infographics-make-instant-sense-of-our-universe-s-data?fbclid=IwAR1ZwMvKC5uGwvYFGNNr4SOpFo9L7mB9iCZmchUMCtAZ5fQtwN6js7cwSFY

WebGL Fluid Simulation - very pretty

Facebook post - Matt Farthing above culvert

In the beginning was the Word, and in due course -- allowing for tragicomic delays such as QWERTY -- came the word processor. From there is was a short hop to databases and web pages. Why not a wiki?

Caps

I was three, four years old when a family friend showed me how to caps:

1. Unroll, suspend for windowsill (outdoors), light match and set fire to bottom of strip. Big disadvantage: I was too young for matches. (Also, don't set fire to the house.) Still, a lesson I remembered for later.

2. Use thumbnail to ignite individual cap with quick *snap* -- !! Ouch!! You have to be quick or it burns, a lesson I took to heart on the spot. Good times.

Dude also gave me a drag on his Camel cigarette once, sitting in the front seat of his convertible. This would have been summer of '64, possibly '65 ... I'm pretty sure it was one of those "scared straight" things.

https://www.facebook.com/ann.l.fritz/posts/2515428561829900?comment_id=2515523565153733

Disperse eye floaters with gold

Got eye floaters? Researchers have created gold nanoparticles that bust them up @ Boing Boing

Canvas

5x7 stretched canvas, artist archival quality.

8 ounce cotton duck
Acrylic gesso triple primed
For acrylics and oils
1.5" staple-free edges
Kiln dried, beveled stretcher bars
Professional frame construction
Removable for restretching
Hangs with or without frame

Manufactured by Art Alternatives.

Extreme Ditches

Boing Boing reports on the Panama Canal:

For more than a century, the Panama Canal has helped move shit by ship around the world. It's acted as a pinch point in international diplomacy, made vast sums of money off of the vessels that pass through it and, is so important to some shipping routes that many cargo vessels are designed specifically to fit within the canal's locks. This video breaks down the canal's importance and history into easily digestible facts that may bore folks at a party, but absolutely fascinated me.

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/08/the-panama-canal-the-worlds.html

To do: Extreme Ditches, a reality television show about terraforming.

Project A119

Project A119, also known as A Study of Lunar Research Flights, was a top-secret plan developed in 1958 by the United States Air Force. The aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon, which would help in answering some of the mysteries in planetary astronomy and astrogeology. If the explosive device detonated on the surface, not in a lunar crater, the flash of explosive light would have been faintly visible to people on Earth with their naked eye, a show of force resulting in a possible boosting of domestic morale in the capabilities of the United States, a boost that was needed after the Soviet Union took an early lead in the Space Race and was also working on a similar project.

The project was never carried out, being cancelled primarily out of a fear of a negative public reaction, with the potential militarization of space that it would also have signified, and because a Moon landing would undoubtedly be a more popular achievement in the eyes of the American and international public alike. A similar project by the Soviet Union also never came to fruition.

The existence of the US project was revealed in 2000 by a former executive at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), Leonard Reiffel, who led the project in 1958.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119

Two Chessboards Fighting

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Science

Putting science in the category of the supernatural seems like a dangerous rhetorical move to make. It would put science in the same category as religion. Or, it would be dangerous if people like this actually cared about such things.

“It is the chief characteristic of the religion of science that it works.” - Isaac Asimov, Foundation

“The priests of science can blatantly, publicly, verifiably walk on the Moon as a faith-based miracle, and your priests’ faith can’t do the same.” -Eliezer Yudkowsky

See also 1 Kings 18:20-40, from a time when priests and prophets were willing to subject their faith to controlled experiment and abide by the results.

https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/texas-republican-says-vaccines-are-sorcery/143927/133

Joey Diaz on Donald Trump

"Donald Trump ... I could not believe it ... just what he did in New York ... in New York in the Eighties when he was ... doing all that developing ... somewhere along the line this Trump was in bed with organized crime ... had to be ... Trump Plaza, Atlantic City, just look at the locations ..."

Humans

therobotmonster:

Humans do not have biological castes. Kill their commander and another will take its place. Soldiers left alone on a planet will start farming and manufacturing to survive. Farmers and manufacturers will take up arms and kill you if pressed. Just because two humans look different doesn’t mean they cannot do each other’s jobs.

Breeding does not kill them. A single human can mate dozens or hundreds of times in a lifetime. They often do so as recreation. Xenobiology team six believes they do not have a mating season but this is too strange to be true.

Their appendages are not designed for hitting, so they developed special training to make them very good at hitting anyhow.

The proteins making up their bodies are toxic and cause prion disease. Do not touch anything humans have touched. Do not consume earth foods. Fire does not adequately remove this contamination.

Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.

We tried venting waste gas into the tunnels to kill the humans when they attacked. Turns out they breathe it.

Everything on their planet came from a single biological strain. They developed comprehensive genetics BEFORE they developed space travel.

They lack radio receptors and cannot be brought into compliance with right-thought simply by broadcasting to them. Even after we learned how to translate it into sound-waves one of their hatchlings drove the Great Authority mad by responding to every demand with a single question: “Why?”

https://what-are-even-humans.tumblr.com/post/165260088885/artifactrix-sorcyress-silentstep/embed

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Quixosis

Snippets

Five Steps to Rhetoric

Games

Pierre Nkurunziza

MediaWiki

MediaWiki table generator

Wanted pages count

Astrid Lindgren on death and love

Topics

The Kitchen

New Providence

Randall G. Hulet

Misc.

Roger Dean

Misc

Damn near got friction burn of the urethra

Links

911 calls

Boing Boing notes

Links

Caps

Disperse eye floaters with gold

Canvas

Extreme Ditches

Project A119

Two Chessboards Fighting

Science

Joey Diaz on Donald Trump

Humans

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Quixosis

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Five Steps to Rhetoric

Games

Pierre Nkurunziza

MediaWiki

MediaWiki table generator

Wanted pages count

Astrid Lindgren on death and love

Topics

The Kitchen

New Providence

Randall G. Hulet

Misc.

Roger Dean

Misc

Damn near got friction burn of the urethra

Links

911 calls

Boing Boing notes

Links

Caps

Disperse eye floaters with gold

Canvas

Extreme Ditches

Project A119

Two Chessboards Fighting

Science

Joey Diaz on Donald Trump

Humans

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