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File:Orbital Car Snow Melter system.jpg|link=Orbital Car Snow Melter|The '''[[Orbital Car Snow Melter]]''', derisively nicknamed the Car Wars program, was a proposed automobile de-icing system intended to protect the United States from attack by global cooling terrorists.
File:The Audi Man.jpg|link=The Audi Man|I knew a man, who said he knew a man, who said he knew a car thief who stole Audis and '''''[[The Audi Man|always left the driver's side mirror behind]]''''' ... to mark his kill, I suppose.
File:The Audi Man.jpg|link=The Audi Man|I knew a man, who said he knew a man, who said he knew a car thief who stole Audis and '''''[[The Audi Man|always left the driver's side mirror behind]]''''' ... to mark his kill, I suppose.
File:Harry Harlow's tormented monkey.jpg|link=What rule(s) did I break?|"How the hell are you supposed to avoid a repeat offense [on X] '''[[What rule(s) did I break?|if they don’t specify exactly what rule you broke?]]'''" / Read all the rules; double down on all of them; and pray like a tormented monkey.


File:The Detailing.jpg|link=The Detailing|'''''[[The Detailing]]''''' is a 2011 industrial training video for car wash and detailing workers narrated by Tobey Maguire.
File:The Detailing.jpg|link=The Detailing|'''''[[The Detailing]]''''' is a 2011 industrial training video for car wash and detailing workers narrated by Tobey Maguire.
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* [[Hot Ford Ape]]
* [[Hot Ford Ape]]
* [[Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins]]
* [[Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins]]
* [[Orbital Car Snow Melter]]
* ''[[The Audi Man]]''
* ''[[The Audi Man]]''
* ''[[The Detailing]]''
* ''[[The Detailing]]''
* [[Twin Liberty Hauling System]]
* [[Twin Liberty Hauling System]]
* [[Wankle, Wankle, Little Car]]
* [[Wankle, Wankle, Little Car]]
* [[What rule(s) did I break?]]


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Latest revision as of 08:13, 27 December 2024

Earliest known poster for Apes With Car Keys.

Apes With Car Keys: How to Talk to Your Ape About Driving is a short documentary film about human evolution.

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