Suddenly Satellite

Earliest known surveillance photograph of Suddenly Satellite.

Suddenly Satellite is an advanced orbital satellite control system which also functions as a salad spinner.

Hashtags

• #LowEarthOrbitFruitsAndVegetables
• #UselessBondGadgets

In the News

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  The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.

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  The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough is a 1966 science fiction novel by American writer [REDACTED] about a lunar colony's sexual abstinence revolt against absentee rule from Earth men.

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  Signed first edition of Green Spiral stows away on a Suddenly Satellite advanced orbital satellite control system, arrives safely in low-Earth orbit, requests political asylum.

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  The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Crypto Party is a song by Rick Nelson 1.1.

Fiction cross-reference

• Association for the Advancement of Antonin Artaud
• Crypto Party
• Green Spiral
• Rider-Waite Space Elevator
• Pale Blue Origin
• The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough
• The Slurry Gourmet

External links

• Salad spinner @ Wikipedia
• Should you wash your underwear in a salad spinner? @ YouTube

• Satellite @ Wikipedia
• Hacking Satellites with $300 Worth of TV Gear @ YouTube

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (26 January 2025)
• Post @ Twitter (3 October 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (8 June 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (9 August 2021)