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File:Pee-Wee's Big Launch.jpg|link=Pee-Wee's Big Launch|'''''[[Pee-Wee's Big Launch]]''''' is a 1985 American military training film directed by Tim Burton which describes the Gold Code — the launch code for nuclear weapons provided to the President of the United States.
File:Damnation Alleython - banner.jpg|link=Damnation Alleython|'''[[Damnation Alleython]]''' is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.
File:Young Nations At War.jpg|link=Young Nations At War|'''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.  
File:Young Nations At War.jpg|link=Young Nations At War|'''''[[Young Nations At War]]''''' is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.  


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Damnation Alleython]]
* [[Dead Hand (cocktail)]]
* [[Dead Hand (cocktail)]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Pee-Wee's Big Launch]]''
* [[Playskool's My First DSM]]
* [[Playskool's My First DSM]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]

Latest revision as of 21:29, 1 January 2025

Earliest known functional advertisement for Playskool's My First Nuclear Football.

Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (code named P-MFNF, commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.

Background

P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.

It is held by a grown-up, usually a military officer.

P-MFNF was originally an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.

History

P-MFNF was first detected and decrypted by software developer and quantum documentarian Karl Jones on the morning of 13 December 2020.

In the News

  • Pee-Wee's Big Launch is a 1985 American military training film directed by Tim Burton which describes the Gold Code — the launch code for nuclear weapons provided to the President of the United States.

    Pee-Wee's Big Launch is a 1985 American military training film directed by Tim Burton which describes the Gold Code — the launch code for nuclear weapons provided to the President of the United States.

  • Damnation Alleython is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.

    Damnation Alleython is a special event that happens once a year during which Damnation Motors features once-in-a-lifetime offers on post-Apocalyptic vehicles and accessories.

  • Young Nations At War is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.

    Young Nations At War is a dramatic anti-war film starring the United States of America, England, and Germany, with an all-star supporting cast including Russia, Japan, and Italy.

  • Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

    Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

  • SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.

    SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.

  • "Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.

    "Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.

  • Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.

    Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.

  • Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).

    Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).

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