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[[File:Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Russian Prostitute Urine for Men'''.]]
[[File:Kompromat - The Russian Cologne for Men.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Russian Prostitute Urine for Men'''.]]
'''Russian Prostitute Urine for Men''' is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.
'''Kompromat for Men''' (formerly '''Russian Prostitute Urine for Men''') is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.


== Commentary ==
== Commentary ==
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I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.
I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.
== Taglines and hashtags ==
* The Smell of MAGA <nowiki>#TheSmellOfMAGA</nowiki>


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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File:Velveeta Voldemort.jpg|link=Velveeta Voldemort|'''''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''''' is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
File:Velveeta Voldemort.jpg|link=Velveeta Voldemort|'''''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''''' is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
File:Show the court where the President betrayed your trust.jpg|link=Show the court where the President betrayed your trust|'''[[Show the court where the President betrayed your trust]]'''


File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|link=Armory|'''[[Armory]]''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by '''Jan 6 Industries''' under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|link=Armory|'''[[Armory]]''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by '''Jan 6 Industries''' under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[A snake's nest of blackmail and extortion]]
* [[Armory]]
* [[Armory]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Show the court where the President betrayed your trust]]
* ''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''
* ''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''


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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1604841834995392512 Post] @ Twitter (19 December 2022) - "Drink up, sailor.  Daddy needs you bad."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1584262495413276672 Post] @ Twitter (23 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1584004102224498688 Post] @ Twitter (22 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1584004102224498688 Post] @ Twitter (22 October 2022)


* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_i8KWTo8Tg Trump Meets with Putin @ YouTube


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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]


[[Category:Prostitution (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Sex (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Urine (nonfiction)]]


[[Category:Donald Trump]]
[[Category:Donald Trump]]

Latest revision as of 06:43, 2 March 2023

Earliest known poster for Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.

Kompromat for Men (formerly Russian Prostitute Urine for Men) is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.

Commentary

When you *espionage*, you make it sound all *sinister*.

Like he wasn't just in it for the *money*.

I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.

Taglines and hashtags

  • The Smell of MAGA #TheSmellOfMAGA

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (19 December 2022) - "Drink up, sailor. Daddy needs you bad."
  • Post @ Twitter (23 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (22 October 2022)