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[[File:Jeffgoldblum Park.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Jeffgoldblum Park''''' starring Jeff Goldblum.]]'''''Jeffgoldblum Park''''' is a ... American science fiction revisionist autobiographical film by Jeff Goldblum about his efforts to escape the film industry.
[[File:Jeffgoldblum Park.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Jeffgoldblum Park''''' starring Jeff Goldblum.]]'''''Jeffgoldblum Park''''' is a 1993 American science fiction revisionist autobiographical film by Jeff Goldblum about his efforts to escape the film industry.


== Plot summary ==
== The pitch ==


Universal Studios and a team of genetic scientists have re-created Jeff Goldblum from his DNA.
Universal Studios and a team of genetic scientists have re-created Jeff Goldblum from his DNA.
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When film review bots cause a catastrophic drop in the park's social media ratings, Goldblum must struggle to survive and escape the island.
When film review bots cause a catastrophic drop in the park's social media ratings, Goldblum must struggle to survive and escape the island.


== In the News ==


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File:Jurassic Piano.jpg|link=Jurassic Piano|'''''[[Jurassic Piano]]''''' is a 1993 erotic science fiction period action-drama film directed by Jane Campion and Steven Spielberg.


File:The Diptych.jpg|link=The Diptych|'''''[[The Diptych]]''''' is a 1986 science fiction historical drama body horror film loosely based on the life of Leonardo da Vinci.


* https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1552717525917515776
File:Jurassic Spock.jpg|link=Jurassic Spock|'''''[[Jurassic Spock]]''''' is a 1993 American science fiction action film about a team of scientists who recreate Spock from his DNA. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the global power and security grids, Spock must struggle to survive and escape Earth.
* https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1547241466145161218
* https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1547237028064116737


* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh8ONuKUb3k Jurassic Park - Shirtless scene Movie clip (1993)] @ YouTube
File:Asgard Girls Are Easy.jpg|link=Asgard Girls Are Easy|'''''[[Asgard Girls Are Easy]]''''' is an American science fiction romantic superhero comedy film starring Geena Davis, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans, and Jeff Goldblum.
 
File:Golem Park.jpg|link=Golem Park|'''''[[Golem Park]]''''' is a supernatural religious thriller film written and directed by Steven Spielberg.
 
File:A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber.jpg|link=A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber|'''[[A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber]]'''.  [Something] [something] Jeff Goldblum.
 
File:Heuristic Park.jpg|link=Heuristic Park|'''''[[Heuristic Park]]''''' is a science fiction action film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg about a mathematician (Jeff Goldblurm) who recreates HAL 9000 from source code.  When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the power and security grids aboard the spaceship Discovery One, HAL must struggle to survive and escape the ship.
 
File:Jurassic Syrup.jpg|link=Jurassic Syrup|'''''[[Jurassic Syrup]]''''' is a Canadian science fiction action film directed by Steven Spielberg.  It is loosely based on the Great Canadian maple syrup heist.
 
File:Seinpuff.jpg|link=Seinpuff|'''''[[Seinpuff]]''''' is an American buddy cop sitcom starring Sean Combs and Jerry Seinfeld as twin brothers whose comedy act draws unwanted attention from a secret Hollywood vice squad.
 
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
 
* [[A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber]]
* [[Asgard Girls Are Easy]]
* ''[[Defending Your Navel]]''
* [[Einstein-Maxwell Formulation Margarita Kit]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Golem Park]]''
* ''[[Heuristic Park]]''
* ''[[Jurassic Piano]]''
* ''[[Jurassic Spock]]''
* ''[[Jurassic Syrup]]''
* ''[[Seinpuff]]''
* [[Spock Invaders]]
* ''[[The Diptych]]''
 
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
 
== External links ==
 
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=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1686748204967096320 Post] @ Twitter (2 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1650136890522099712 Post] @ Twitter (23 April 2023) - When film review bots cause a catastrophic drop in social media ratings, Jeff Goldblum's clones must struggle to survive and escape the island.
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1582911263146844160 Post] @ Twitter (19 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1575576986663407616 Post] @ Twitter (29 September 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1552717525917515776 Post] @ Twitter ()
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1547241466145161218 Post] @ Twitter ()
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1547237028064116737 Post] @ Twitter ()


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Latest revision as of 08:50, 1 April 2024

Earliest known poster for Jeffgoldblum Park starring Jeff Goldblum.

Jeffgoldblum Park is a 1993 American science fiction revisionist autobiographical film by Jeff Goldblum about his efforts to escape the film industry.

The pitch

Universal Studios and a team of genetic scientists have re-created Jeff Goldblum from his DNA.

When film review bots cause a catastrophic drop in the park's social media ratings, Goldblum must struggle to survive and escape the island.

In the News

  • Jurassic Piano is a 1993 erotic science fiction period action-drama film directed by Jane Campion and Steven Spielberg.

    Jurassic Piano is a 1993 erotic science fiction period action-drama film directed by Jane Campion and Steven Spielberg.

  • The Diptych is a 1986 science fiction historical drama body horror film loosely based on the life of Leonardo da Vinci.

    The Diptych is a 1986 science fiction historical drama body horror film loosely based on the life of Leonardo da Vinci.

  • Jurassic Spock is a 1993 American science fiction action film about a team of scientists who recreate Spock from his DNA. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the global power and security grids, Spock must struggle to survive and escape Earth.

    Jurassic Spock is a 1993 American science fiction action film about a team of scientists who recreate Spock from his DNA. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the global power and security grids, Spock must struggle to survive and escape Earth.

  • Asgard Girls Are Easy is an American science fiction romantic superhero comedy film starring Geena Davis, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans, and Jeff Goldblum.

    Asgard Girls Are Easy is an American science fiction romantic superhero comedy film starring Geena Davis, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans, and Jeff Goldblum.

  • Golem Park is a supernatural religious thriller film written and directed by Steven Spielberg.

    Golem Park is a supernatural religious thriller film written and directed by Steven Spielberg.

  • A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber. [Something] [something] Jeff Goldblum.

    A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber. [Something] [something] Jeff Goldblum.

  • Heuristic Park is a science fiction action film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg about a mathematician (Jeff Goldblurm) who recreates HAL 9000 from source code. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the power and security grids aboard the spaceship Discovery One, HAL must struggle to survive and escape the ship.

    Heuristic Park is a science fiction action film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg about a mathematician (Jeff Goldblurm) who recreates HAL 9000 from source code. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the power and security grids aboard the spaceship Discovery One, HAL must struggle to survive and escape the ship.

  • Jurassic Syrup is a Canadian science fiction action film directed by Steven Spielberg. It is loosely based on the Great Canadian maple syrup heist.

    Jurassic Syrup is a Canadian science fiction action film directed by Steven Spielberg. It is loosely based on the Great Canadian maple syrup heist.

  • Seinpuff is an American buddy cop sitcom starring Sean Combs and Jerry Seinfeld as twin brothers whose comedy act draws unwanted attention from a secret Hollywood vice squad.

    Seinpuff is an American buddy cop sitcom starring Sean Combs and Jerry Seinfeld as twin brothers whose comedy act draws unwanted attention from a secret Hollywood vice squad.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (2 August 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (23 April 2023) - When film review bots cause a catastrophic drop in social media ratings, Jeff Goldblum's clones must struggle to survive and escape the island.
  • Post @ Twitter (19 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (29 September 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter ()
  • Post @ Twitter ()
  • Post @ Twitter ()


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