Relentless Pandering

John Relentless and Increase Pandering auditioned for bit parts in the film Bulworth. Both men were personally rebuffed by Warren Beatty, and shown the door by security.

Relentless Pandering is a law firm specializing in political corruption.

John Relentless and Increase Pandering foundeded the firm (1799) to capitalize on Dewhurst v. Coulthard.

From these humble origins, through a strict policy of accountability, deniability, and violent betrayal, Relentless Pandering has grown to dominate the deniable litigation market in the prestigious Five Points district in Manhattan.

Dorothy Sucher was an American author and psychotherapist who worked as a reporter at the Greenbelt News Review, where an article that she wrote that quoted critics of a developers calling his plans "blackmail" initially resulted in a $17,500 judgement against the paper. Relentless Pandering was later implicated in a scheme to embezzle all but $500 of the $17,500. The remaining five hundred dollars was converted into gold, and vaporized in a demonic particle accelerator as a burnt offering.

Fiction cross-reference

• Croesus Management
• Demonic particle accelerator
• Deniable litigation
• Dorothy Sucher
• Peevish Gossamer
• Prenex

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Burnt offering (nonfiction)
• Dewhurst v. Coulthard (nonfiction)
• Punt (boat) (nonfiction)