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'''Euphoriolanus''' (? - ?) is a happier man than [[Coriolanus (dramatis persona) (nonfiction)|Coriolanus (nonfiction)]].
'''Euphoriolanus''' (? - ?) is a happier man than [[Coriolanus (dramatis persona) (nonfiction)|Coriolanus (nonfiction)]].
== Contract with Extract of Radium company ==


For several millenia, the [[Extract of Radium]] company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.
For several millenia, the [[Extract of Radium]] company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.
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This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.
This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.


Whether he is dead, or convalescing in the Squeezer, or anything else, is unknowable.
Euphoriolanus is widely believed to own a copy of the supposedly lost erotic novel ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]'', which he demanded in return for his funding of a major Bergamot oil adulteration laboratory.
 
Since the Squeezer uses [[Impossible program (nonfiction)|impossible programs (nonfiction)]] to separate [[fictitious Radium extract (nonfiction)]] from [[actual Radium extract]], it is impossible to do whatever it is that [[you (nonfiction)]] are thinking.
 
== The Adulteration of Bergamot ==
 
[[File:Comparison_of_bergamot_oils_using_GC-MS_analysis_with_enantiomeric_column.png|thumb|200px|Hydrodistillation analysis with enantiomeric column b- DEX sm, which [[John Brunner]] scavenged from Euphoriolanus' trash.]]The bergamot essential oil is particularly subject to adulteration being an essential oil produced in relatively small quantities.[[John Brunner]] says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy of the lost erotic novel ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]''.
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== The Nacreum ==


Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the [[Nacreum]] for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."
Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the [[Nacreum]] for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."


== Braunschweiger of the Vanities ==
Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of [[Braunschweiger of the Vanities]], only to stalk away in a huff without paying.


Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of [[Braunschweiger of the Vanities]], only to stalk away in a huff without paying.
Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the [[Clockwork Bard]].


== Clockwork Bard ==
== In the News ==


Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the [[Clockwork Bard]], a [[robot (nonfiction)]] programmed to simulate [[William Shakespeare (nonfiction)]] in world ravaged by [[nuclear war (nonfiction)]].
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File:Comparison_of_bergamot_oils_using_GC-MS_analysis_with_enantiomeric_column.png|Hydrodistillation analysis with enantiomeric column b- DEX sm, which [[John Brunner]] scavenged from Euphoriolanus' trash.</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==
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* [[A Clockwork Bard for Liebowitz]]
* [[A Clockwork Bard for Liebowitz]]
* [[Braunschweiger of the Vanities]]
* [[Braunschweiger of the Vanities]]
* ''[[Brummagem Days]]'' - memoires of Euphoriolanus
* [[Coriolanus]]
* [[Coriolanus]]
* [[Euphoria]]
* [[Euphoria]]
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* [[Coriolanus (nonfiction)]]
* [[Coriolanus (nonfiction)]]
== External links ==


[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Extract of Radium]]
[[Category:Extract of Radium]]
[[Category:Fictional people (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fictional people (nonfiction)]]

Latest revision as of 09:11, 3 March 2022

Euphoriolanus (? - ?) is a happier man than Coriolanus (nonfiction).

For several millenia, the Extract of Radium company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.

This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.

Euphoriolanus is widely believed to own a copy of the supposedly lost erotic novel The Adulteration of Bergamot, which he demanded in return for his funding of a major Bergamot oil adulteration laboratory.

Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the Nacreum for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."

Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of Braunschweiger of the Vanities, only to stalk away in a huff without paying.

Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the Clockwork Bard.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links