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Earliest known promotional poster for Staffed versus Blacula. "The Morticians wanted Harlem back. They got Staffed — up to here!"

Staffed is

a 1971 American crime action film about a John Shaft, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to drive Italian mobsters from Harlem.

"Staffed — He can hold his own!"

Shaft initially had two sequels called Shaft's Big Sore! (1972) and Staffed versus Blacula (1973).

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Missouri, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.

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+File:Abraham_Lincoln,_Vampire_Scout.jpg|link=Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout|'''''[[Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout]]''''' is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
 File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.
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 == Fiction cross-reference ==
+* ''[[Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout]]''
 * ''[[Denies Urge]]''
 * [[Gnomon algorithm]]