Euphoriolanus

Euphoriolanus (? - ?) is a happier man than Coriolanus (nonfiction).

Contract with Extract of Radium company

For several millenia, the Extract of Radium company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.

This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.

Whether he is dead, or convalescing in the Squeezer, or anything else, is unknowable.

Since the Squeezer uses impossible programs (nonfiction) to separate fictitious Radium extract (nonfiction) from actual Radium extract, it is impossible to do whatever it is that you (nonfiction) are thinking.

Fiction cross-reference

• Coriolanus
• Euphoria
• Euphorium
• Euphoriumalism - compare Triumphalism (nonfiction)

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Coriolanus (nonfiction)