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== Joke == | == Joke == | ||
Why do ducks have flat feet? | |||
To stamp out forest fires. | |||
Why do elephants have flat feet? | |||
To stamp out flaming ducks. | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:22, 26 September 2020
Why do ducks have flat feet? was my Dad's favorite joke.
Joke
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Boing Boing