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Revision as of 04:21, 26 September 2020

Why do ducks have flat feet? was my Dad's favorite joke.

Joke

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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