Jeffgoldblum Park

Earliest known poster for Jeffgoldblum Park starring Jeff Goldblum.

Jeffgoldblum Park is a 1993 American science fiction revisionist autobiographical film by Jeff Goldblum about his efforts to escape the film industry.

The pitch

Universal Studios and a team of genetic scientists have re-created Jeff Goldblum from his DNA.

When film review bots cause a catastrophic drop in the park's social media ratings, Goldblum must struggle to survive and escape the island.

In the News

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  The Diptych is a 1986 science fiction historical drama body horror film loosely based on the life of Leonardo da Vinci.

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  Jurassic Spock is a 1993 American science fiction action film about a team of scientists who recreate Spock from his DNA. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the global power and security grids, Spock must struggle to survive and escape Earth.

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  Asgard Girls Are Easy is an American science fiction romantic superhero comedy film starring Geena Davis, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans, and Jeff Goldblum.

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  Golem Park is a supernatural religious thriller film written and directed by Steven Spielberg.

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  A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber. [Something] [something] Jeff Goldblum.

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  Heuristic Park is a science fiction action film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg about a mathematician (Jeff Goldblurm) who recreates HAL 9000 from source code. When sabotage leads to a catastrophic shutdown of the power and security grids aboard the spaceship Discovery One, HAL must struggle to survive and escape the ship.

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  Jurassic Syrup is a Canadian science fiction action film directed by Steven Spielberg. It is loosely based on the Great Canadian maple syrup heist.

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  Seinpuff is an American buddy cop sitcom starring Sean Combs and Jerry Seinfeld as twin brothers whose comedy act draws unwanted attention from a secret Hollywood vice squad.

Fiction cross-reference

• A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber
• Asgard Girls Are Easy
• Defending Your Navel
• Einstein-Maxwell Formulation Margarita Kit
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Golem Park
• Heuristic Park
• Jurassic Piano
• Jurassic Spock
• Jurassic Syrup
• Seinpuff
• Spock Invaders
• The Diptych

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)

Categories

• Category:Jeff Goldblum (nonfiction)
• Category:Jurassic Park (film) (nonfiction)

External links

• Jurassic Park (film) @ Wikipedia
• Jurassic Park - trailer @ YouTube
• Opening Scene "Shoot her!" @ YouTube
• The T. rex Escapes the Paddock @ YouTube
• Jeff Goldblum shirtless scene @ YouTube
• Life finds a way @ YouTube
• It's a unix system @ YouTube

• Jeff Goldblum Breaks Down THAT Shirtless Scene From Jurassic Park @ YouTube

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