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[[File:Vampsie.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Vampsie'''''.]]'''''Vampsie''''' is a 1982 American satirical romantic horror film about a talented but volatile actor whose reputation for being difficult drives him to adopt vampirism to land a job.
[[File:Vampsie.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Vampsie'''''.]]'''''Vampsie''''' is a 1982 American satirical romantic horror film about a talented but volatile actor whose reputation for being difficult drives him to adopt vampirism to land a job.
== Quotes ==
"Do you think the idea of Vampires is sexy or revolting?"
"Which answer will get me a blood test?"


== Taglines ==
== Taglines ==


Which answer will get me a blood test?
Which answer will get me a blood test?
What do you get when you cross a hopelessly living, starving actor in a killer blood-red dress?


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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File:Slake - starring Wesley Snipes.jpg|link=Slake|'''''[[Slake]]''''' is a 1998 American superhero drinking game film about an alcoholic with vampire powers (Wesley Snipes) who must confront his inner demons.
File:Slake - starring Wesley Snipes.jpg|link=Slake|'''''[[Slake]]''''' is a 1998 American superhero drinking game film about an alcoholic with vampire powers (Wesley Snipes) who must confront his inner demons.
File:Moby-Vamp.jpg|link=Moby-Vamp|'''''[[Moby-Vamp]]''''' is a novel by Herman Melville about the maniacal quest of Ahab, captain of the whaling ship ''Pequod'', for vengeance against Moby Dick, a giant vampire whale.
File:If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round.jpg|link=If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round?|'''''[[If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round?]]''''' is a set of devotionals for Halloween worship.


File:The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Constantine.jpg|link=The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine|'''''[[The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine]]''''' is a 2008 fantasy superhero horror film about Caspian (Keanu Reeves), a dispossessed prince who strikes an uneasy bargain with the White Witch (Tilda Swinton).
File:The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Constantine.jpg|link=The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine|'''''[[The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine]]''''' is a 2008 fantasy superhero horror film about Caspian (Keanu Reeves), a dispossessed prince who strikes an uneasy bargain with the White Witch (Tilda Swinton).
File:The Brother in the Coffin.jpg|link=The Brother in the Coffin|'''''[[The Brother in the Coffin]]''''' is a British dramatic suspense reality television series about Liam and Noel Gallagher, one of whom may be a vampire.
File:Fussed and Furious.jpg|link=Fussed and Furious|'''''[[Fussed and Furious]]''''' is a 1982 American gay-themed buddy comedy film directed by James Burrows and starring Ryan O'Neal and John Hurt as a mismatched pair of cops who must bring down a ring of gay car thieves.
File:Morbius XII - So Very Anemic.jpg|link=Morbius XII: So Very Anemic|'''''[[Morbius XII: So Very Anemic]]''''' is an American science fiction horror-comedy buddy film about an aging starship captain (William Shatner) who befriends a deranged biochemist (Jared Leto).


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[Fussed and Furious]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round?]]''
* ''[[Moby-Vamp]]''
* ''[[Slake]]''
* ''[[Slake]]''
* ''[[Morbius XII: So Very Anemic]]''
* ''[[The Brother in the Coffin]]''
* ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine]]''
* ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Constantine]]''


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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Post] @ Twitter (16 August 2022)
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=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1585234120279326720 Post] @ Twitter (25 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1559577713324822537 Post] @ Twitter (16 August 2022)


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Latest revision as of 09:18, 5 December 2024

Earliest known poster for Vampsie.

Vampsie is a 1982 American satirical romantic horror film about a talented but volatile actor whose reputation for being difficult drives him to adopt vampirism to land a job.

Quotes

"Do you think the idea of Vampires is sexy or revolting?"

"Which answer will get me a blood test?"

Taglines

Which answer will get me a blood test?

What do you get when you cross a hopelessly living, starving actor in a killer blood-red dress?

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (25 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (16 August 2022)