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File:Salmon returning to the scene of the crime.jpg|link=Salmon returning to the scene of the crime|'''[[Salmon returning to the scene of the crime]]'''. | |||
File:Terrestrial Salt.jpg|link=Terrestrial Salt|'''[[Terrestrial Salt]]''' is a processor and distributor of artisanal salt sourced exclusively from Earth. | File:Terrestrial Salt.jpg|link=Terrestrial Salt|'''[[Terrestrial Salt]]''' is a processor and distributor of artisanal salt sourced exclusively from Earth. | ||
File:Mrs Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup.jpg|link=Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup|'''[[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup. | File:Mrs Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup.jpg|link=Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup|'''[[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup. | ||
File:Sea-Monkey_Crowns_(tweet).jpg|link=Sea-Monkey Crowns|'''[[Sea-Monkey Crowns]]''' are symbolic adjunct to the royal majesty of Sea-Monkey kings and queens. Disclaimer: Sea-Monkeys not included. For external use only. Actual Sea-Monkey regalia may differ from crowns shown. | |||
File:G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One.jpg|link=G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One|'''[[G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One]]''' is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat. | File:G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One.jpg|link=G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One|'''[[G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One]]''' is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat. | ||
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]] | * [[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]] | ||
* [[Salmon returning to the scene of the crime]] | |||
* [[Sea-Monkey Crowns]] | |||
* [[Terrestrial Salt]] | * [[Terrestrial Salt]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:53, 26 October 2024
Crisis Sardines is a brand of canned sardines.
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Terrestrial Salt is a processor and distributor of artisanal salt sourced exclusively from Earth.
Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup.
Sea-Monkey Crowns are symbolic adjunct to the royal majesty of Sea-Monkey kings and queens. Disclaimer: Sea-Monkeys not included. For external use only. Actual Sea-Monkey regalia may differ from crowns shown.
G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat.
Flying Pig Cheese House is a pareidolia-based cheese merchandising franchise.
Fiction cross-reference
- Flying Pig Cheese House
- G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup
- Salmon returning to the scene of the crime
- Sea-Monkey Crowns
- Terrestrial Salt
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