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[[File:Crisis Sardines.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for '''Crisis Sardines'''.]]'''Crisis Sardines''' is a brand of canned sardines.
[[File:Crisis Sardines.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for '''Crisis Sardines'''.]]'''Crisis Sardines''' is a brand of canned sardines.


Hashtags: #IrresponsibleMarketing, #OffWorldFoodstuffs
== Hashtags ==
 
* <nowiki>#IrresponsibleMarketing</nowiki>
* <nowiki>#OffWorldFoodstuffs</nowiki>
 
== In the News ==
 
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File:Salmon returning to the scene of the crime.jpg|link=Salmon returning to the scene of the crime|'''[[Salmon returning to the scene of the crime]]'''.
 
File:Terrestrial Salt.jpg|link=Terrestrial Salt|'''[[Terrestrial Salt]]''' is a processor and distributor of artisanal salt sourced exclusively from Earth.
 
File:Mrs Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup.jpg|link=Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup|'''[[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a bottle of sardine-flavored syrup.
 
File:Sea-Monkey_Crowns_(tweet).jpg|link=Sea-Monkey Crowns|'''[[Sea-Monkey Crowns]]''' are symbolic adjunct to the royal majesty of Sea-Monkey kings and queens. Disclaimer: Sea-Monkeys not included.  For external use only. Actual Sea-Monkey regalia may differ from crowns shown.
 
File:G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One.jpg|link=G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One|'''[[G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One]]''' is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat.
 
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* [[Flying Pig Cheese House]]
* [[G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Mrs. Butterworth's Wild-Caught Sardine Syrup]]
* [[Salmon returning to the scene of the crime]]
* [[Sea-Monkey Crowns]]
* [[Terrestrial Salt]]
 
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Latest revision as of 17:53, 26 October 2024

Earliest known advertisement for Crisis Sardines.

Crisis Sardines is a brand of canned sardines.

Hashtags

  • #IrresponsibleMarketing
  • #OffWorldFoodstuffs

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media