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[[File:Eating celery 20221110 204554.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Satan's used dental floss'''.]]
Eating my daily stalk of celery.
Eating my daily stalk of celery.


I do not like celery. Not at all, no.   On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.
I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.


But it's good for me, like fear of Satan.
But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces.  So I eat it.
 
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
 
* [[Excellent Feces]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[If my mouth were my anus]]
* ''[[Riot in Celery Block 11]]''
 
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590900313258864640 Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2022)
 
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Latest revision as of 13:29, 20 August 2024

Earliest known poster for Satan's used dental floss.

Eating my daily stalk of celery.

I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.

But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (10 November 2022)
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