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# Your mistress brains you with the bottle, fragments of which will be removed from your skull by court order during your divorce | |||
== In the News == | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)]] | |||
=== Categories === | |||
* [[:Category:Wine (nonfiction)]] | |||
== External links == | |||
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=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590488121413554181 Post] @ Twitter () | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:57, 29 May 2024
"Investment." Really.
Will you profit?
So: you've invested in wine. Will you profit?
No:
- You drink it
- It goes bad
- It is stolen during a home invasion
- Your mistress brains you with the bottle, fragments of which will be removed from your skull by court order during your divorce
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
Categories
External links
- Wine @ Wikipedia
- Pliny the Elder, the First Wine Critic and Why He Still Matters @ Wine Enthusiast
Social media
- Post @ Twitter ()