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File:Compulsive Hatch Act Violation.jpg|link=Compulsive Hatch Act Violation|'''[[Compulsive Hatch Act Violation]]''' is a mental and behavioral disorder in which an individual feels the need to perform Hatch Act Violations repeatedly to relieve the distressed caused by the obsession.
File:Win Jeff Epstein's Money.jpg|link=Win Jeff Epstein's Money|'''''[[Win Jeff Epstein's Money]]''''' is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of alleged suicide Jeffrey Epstein for cash.
File:Invasion of the Body Trumpers.jpg|link=Invasion of the Body Trumpers|'''''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]''''' is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.
File:Voight Club.jpg|link=Voight Club|'''''[[Voight Club]]''''' is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.
File:Voight Club.jpg|link=Voight Club|'''''[[Voight Club]]''''' is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.
File:Dune Insurrection.jpg|link=Dune Insurrection|'''''[[Dune Insurrection]]''''' is an American science fiction political thriller film about a plot by Baron Harkonnen (Donald Trump) to take control of the Empire.


File:They_Live,_We_Vote.jpg|link=They Live, We Vote|'''''[[They Live, We Vote]]''''' is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED].  
File:They_Live,_We_Vote.jpg|link=They Live, We Vote|'''''[[They Live, We Vote]]''''' is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED].  
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File:The_Lady_is_a_Trump.jpg|link=The Lady is a Trump|"'''[[The Lady is a Trump]]'''" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6".
File:The_Lady_is_a_Trump.jpg|link=The Lady is a Trump|"'''[[The Lady is a Trump]]'''" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6".
File:Fat Baby Literary Classics - Scooby-Doo.jpg|link=Fat Baby Literary Classics|"Let's drown those meddling campers before they discover the grow room on old Mister Withers' Haunted Toilet Paper Ranch.  Then let's go out for '''[[Fat Baby Literary Classics|Fat Baby sandwiches]]'''."


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Fat Baby Literary Classics]]
* [[Compulsive Hatch Act Violation]]
* ''[[Dune Insurrection]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
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* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]
* [[Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators]]
* [[Donald Trump]]
* [[Donald Trump]]
* ''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]''
* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[The Lady is a Trump]]
* [[The Lady is a Trump]]
* ''[[They Live, We Vote]]''
* ''[[They Live, We Vote]]''
* ''[[Voight Club]]''
* ''[[Voight Club]]''
* ''[[Win Jeff Epstein's Money]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Latest revision as of 15:22, 16 November 2023

"Behind Closed Files" - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.

"Behind Closed Files" is a song by Carl Ashlar Lichen.

Lyrics

My money makes me smile
Lord, don't it make me smile
It's never far away
Or too tired to say "I want you"
It's always my money
Just like money should be
And when I turn out the lights
It's still my money to me

And when I get
behind Trump lawyers
And they shut my tax files down
And it makes me glad
that I'm a Trump
Oh, no one knows
what goes on
behind closed files

—With apologies to Charlie Rich (nonfiction)

Anagrams

Anagrams of Charles Allan Rich:

  • Carl Ashlar Lichen
  • Achilles Ranch Lar
  • I. Ranch Hell-Rascal
  • Cherish All Carnal
  • Harsh Lilac Lancer

In the News

  • Compulsive Hatch Act Violation is a mental and behavioral disorder in which an individual feels the need to perform Hatch Act Violations repeatedly to relieve the distressed caused by the obsession.

    Compulsive Hatch Act Violation is a mental and behavioral disorder in which an individual feels the need to perform Hatch Act Violations repeatedly to relieve the distressed caused by the obsession.

  • Win Jeff Epstein's Money is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of alleged suicide Jeffrey Epstein for cash.

    Win Jeff Epstein's Money is an American television horror game show in which contestants attempt to exorcise the restless ghost of alleged suicide Jeffrey Epstein for cash.

  • Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.

    Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.

  • Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.

    Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.

  • Dune Insurrection is an American science fiction political thriller film about a plot by Baron Harkonnen (Donald Trump) to take control of the Empire.

    Dune Insurrection is an American science fiction political thriller film about a plot by Baron Harkonnen (Donald Trump) to take control of the Empire.

  • They Live, We Vote is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED].

    They Live, We Vote is a 2021 American political horror documentary film written and directed by Vladimir Putin, based on the [REDACTED] short story "Eight O'Clock in Donald Trump's Bugged Hotel Suite in Moscow" by [REDACTED].

  • Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

    Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

  • The Shrug is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering.

    The Shrug is a political-horror film starring Ted Cruz and Donald Corleone as twin surgeon-politicians who exchange facial muscles during floor debate, leading to frightening advances in surgical filibustering.

  • "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

    "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

  • "The Lady is a Trump" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6".

    "The Lady is a Trump" is a show tune from the off-broadway musical "We'll Always Have January 6".

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (19 May 2021)
  • Post @ Facebook (19 May 2021)
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